[EXHALES]
He's like an animal.
Always eating, stuffing himself.
Like one of those tusky-teeth pigs snuffling through garbage.
He goes up 9:00-9:30, so, any time after that.
I get you the layout, alarm geography, safe combination.
I'm unconscious in the kitchen.
Head bleeding from a...
However you wanna do it.
Then upstairs to the safe, he startles you and...
[SPEAKING YIDDISH]
I'm not killing your husband, Dany, okay? Drop it.
[SCOFFS]
So, you have something for me?
What the hell is "Grail Industries," anyway?
What is it?
Yeah. Says right here, "Property of Grail..."
None of our business, is what.
Give.
And for me?
Dany.
[SIGHS]
Last known address.
[CONTINUOUS ALARM BELL RINGING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
TULIP: Wait!
Wait!
[SCREAMS]
That was the day, Dany.
For me, for Jesse and me.
That's the day it all turned bad.
And someone's gotta pay.
MAN: [SCREAMING ON TV] Help me! [BLOWS THUDDING]
Oh, God, please help me!
No, no. No, no! No!
[MAN SCREAMS]
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
[MAN 2 LAUGHING ON SCREEN]
[MAN SCREAMING ON SCREEN] [MECHANICAL WHIRRING ON SCREEN]
[CRUNCHING SOUND ON SCREEN] [RATTLING ON SCREEN]
What you wanted, yes?
I told you my girl was good.
[MAN 2 LAUGHING]
[WHIRRING STOPS]
[WHIRRING STARTS]
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]
Something got loose. We don't know how.
It ended up here. We're not sure why.
What we do know is that our work is dangerous.
Men have died.
If we fail, or if our mission
is unsuccessful,
many more dead will follow.
Dear Lord.
You have to understand that we work undercover.
This is important.
Don't tell anyone and leave us alone.
If we need anything we'll call.
When you...
When you say, "Got loose,"
you talking about a prisoner?
Is this a escaped-lunatic sort of situation?
No, no. That's right.
In a way that's right.
Dear Lord.
We'll call if we need anything.
El Paso Gazette.
Young family in Indiana take their children to an amusement park.
Three kids.
They've been there for about an hour, playing, having fun.
Parents turn around, one of the kids is gone.
The little one.
Look, parents is frantic.
So they leave the two older kids with this fella selling pretzels,
and they go and search.
About a half-hour they found him.
He was crying his eyes out over by the spinning tea cups
or some-such.
Well, the parents was ecstatic,
they was full of thank-yous, praise-the-Lords,
celebratory ice cream for everybody.
However, the other two kids...
Took three days to find the one.
Naked, stuffed in a drainage ditch down by the interstate.
And the hard part in this, from a law enforcement perspective,
was the old man.
He worked in that park for 30 years selling pretzels,
never a single complaint or incident.
That third baby, they never found at all.
This world.
What do you think?
I think we're running out of time. I think we need to try again.
Just try again.
Yeah.
With the can? You sure it's there?
[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]
It's there.
So we wait until dark, find the Preacher, try again.
Only this time, no surprises.
[WHIRRING]
So, he came by early this morning, like I said.
Didn't call ahead, just showed up at my door.
He should've called. He'd clearly been drinking.
No surprise there.
He asked to be alone and pray with her.
I didn't know what to say.
He was in there few minutes,
then ran off without a word.
When I went in, she was this...
Stop it, Jack! [PHONE CAMERA CLICKS]
He told me something would happen.
When he came before, I was rude.
After everything, it's been hard
to believe again, but he was right.
Look at my baby now.
I don't know what it means, but,
it sure feels like something, doesn't it?
It sure does.
Mom. Mom.
Mom usually walks me to the bus.
[DOOR LOCK RATTLING]
Not today. You and I are gonna talk.
CHRIS: What do you wanna talk about?
Come on.
Come over here.
I never should've gone to Preacher.
I'm really...
Listen. [SIGHS]
[EXHALES]
Whatever you think you hear sometimes...
Through the bedroom walls, whatever...
I...
I don't hurt your mom.
I do, but... She...
Grownups are complicated.
So, just...
I love your mom.
Dad?
Huh?
Douggie Amsterdam was going around
saying Preacher sucker punched you and made you make a weird sound.
Everybody was laughing so I made him take it back
and I kicked his ass, like, bad,
and I made him cry.
Good. We're gonna miss the bus.
Good morning.
Who are you?
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
Hey, what's your name, sweetie?
Duh, that's Janey.
Is this your first day, Janey?
More like her 900th day.
Aw. Janey, looks like Mr Creepy Weirdo forgot all about you.
What happened to you? BOY 1: It's Bunny Man!
Who said that? [CHILDREN SQUEALING]
GIRL: Squeal like a bunny. BOY 2: Shut up!
BOY 3: Yeah! Come on! Make a noise! GIRL: Come on!
Make a noise! CHILDREN: [MOCKING] Whee, whee!
BOY 4: Squeal like a bunny.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
All right, Knock-knock. Bloody knocking cunt.
All right. What...
What're you doing? Ooh!
Jesus. You can't do that.
Did you not hear me knocking?
Was that you?
The delivery dropped that off over an hour ago.
You're taking the van and handling this, right?
I'm on it. Don't look very on it.
No?
This is my very on-it outfit.
Seen Jesse? Supposed to see him in an hour.
But you couldn't wait.
The van keys are in the closet.
I look forward to having you do something helpful.
[SCOFFS]
♪ You're so pretty
♪ I first laid my eyes
♪ On sweet Molly Malone
♪ And she...
[SINGS INDISTINCTLY]
Is that you, Padre?
I've been wondering where you were.
I wasn't, I wasn't stealing the communion wine there.
I just wanted to get the keys, you know,
for what's-his-name's coffin.
I was gonna drive down there, take care of that.
Jesse?
Are you all right, mate?
I wanna show you something.
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
OFFICER: License and registration, please.
Any idea how fast you were going?
Well, you stopped me, so I'm guessing too fast?
115 in a 55 is too fast, yeah.
What kind of name is "Marnie Pomerantz"?
Hungarian.
You don't look Hungarian to me.
Well, what do I look like, then, to you?
You look like a violator of Texas Statute Section 545.401.
That's reckless driving.
Man. So I'm gonna need you to step out.
I need to detain you and impound the vehicle.
[SIGHS]
Ma'am? Did you hear me? Yes, I'm...
I need you to step out. Yes, I'm sorry, Officer.
May I just grab my coat and purse?
Girls cry a lot, I bet, situations like these.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna cry...
So stupid.
Never works anyway, does it?
It's kind of sexist, you know, when you think about it.
Where'd you serve? What?
Where'd you serve?
Oh. Yeah, uh...
Helmand. Kandahar.
Afghanistan. Heck of a place over there, huh?
For the Joes it was, not for me.
I was just up there in my Apache, shooting hajjis. [CHUCKLES]
Can I say why I was going too fast?
I'm not trying to get out of anything.
I just... Just to explain?
I have a friend,
started going down a wrong road a while back.
I mean, really wrong, like, really bad life decisions.
I tried to help.
Beat sense into his big, stupid head,
but I haven't been able to get through to him.
Till today.
And I know speeding's wrong.
It's dangerous and it's wrong and it's against the law.
But I'm sorry and I probably shouldn't say this,
but I'd break 100 damn laws if I get this guy back on track.
Excuse my cussing, Officer. I'm sorry.
You sure he's worth it?
I really wish he weren't.
Slow down.
This old boy knows what's good for him,
he'll wait for you.
[CHUCKLES AND SNIFFLES]
I lied. Look at me crying.
This is 64. I'm clear.
[WOMAN ON RADIO SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
♪ Glory be, glory be [ENGINE STARTS]
Hop.
[LAUGHS]
Sing me some Johnny Cash.
♪ Me some Johnny Cash
[LAUGHING]
Hop and tell me a secret.
I like Justin Bieber. Shite!
Hop and tell me the governor of Texas.
Bloody Chuck Norris. I don't know that.
Box.
[EXCLAIMS] Whoo! Oh...
Faster!
Faster! Faster!
Fly!
[GROANS]
Shit! Cass, you okay?
It's awesome.
[TELEPHONE RINGING IN THE DISTANCE]
[CATTLE LOWING]
[LOWING CONTINUES] [METAL RATTLING AND SWISHING]
[LOWING CONTINUES] [RATTLING AND SWISHING CONTINUES]
[CATTLE LOW LOUDER] [METAL RATTLES LOUDER]
CASSIDY: Now...
There are three possible explanations here.
Number one, John Travolta.
You know, the movie where he gets his power from a brain tumor.
Number two, Jason Bourne.
Gets his power from a secret government agency.
Or, and it's least likely, but my favorite scenario,
you're a Jedi.
Now, assuming it's not number one...
How unbelievably stoked are we, huh?
All right.
Not very stoked at all, it might seem.
How long have you had it, do you think?
Last night.
Maybe longer.
I've been feeling different.
How different? Different how?
What?
What does it feel like?
Well, it's crazy.
I know all kinds of crazy, all right?
Just tell me how it feels.
It feels like...
There's a big blender in my gut.
And inside that blender, there's everything.
Love, hate,
fire, ice,
polonium, ice cream, tarantulas. Everything.
All of God's creation.
Inside of me.
You know that kind of crazy? Well...
I didn't think so. I'm late.
No, no. Just sit down a minute.
You're in shock.
Why's a power like this coming all out the blue, like?
I don't know what it is. This is very shocking, it is.
I mean, it might even feel like a curse,
but just you consider this, all right?
It doesn't have to be.
Someone like you,
with something like this,
I mean, come on, Padre,
you just imagine the possibilities here, huh?
MALE REPORTER: [ON TV] Outpourings of shock and grief from across the world
as a colossus of the silver screen
was laid to rest today...
You ready to go? It's getting dark soon.
Mmm-hmm.
What? You mumbled.
I said...
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
The star of many films...
Ready to go...
...Jerry Maguire, Top Gun.
Is what I said.
"As the great naturalist, John Muir, once said,
"'When one tugs at a single thing in nature,
"'he finds it attached to the rest of the world.'
"We feel this presents a great opportunity for both our businesses,
"and, so, look forward to your response.
"Yours, Jerry Cutler."
[EXHALES]
You want me to pay this guy a visit?
Kick his ass and make him cry?
Hmm?
These Green Acres guys breathing down our backs?
What can I do?
[SPOON CLATTERS]
You can clear my tray.
I'll get Ms Oatlash. I'm done now. You can do it.
[QUINCANNON SNIFFS AND CLEARS THROAT]
[KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING]
Never mind, Donnie. Thank you.
A right-hand man with no right hand.
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
♪ I'm livin' in the lonely zone
♪ I've been here since you've been gone
♪ It's so strange and all alone
♪ Livin' in the lonely zone
♪ In the heart of the city[CAR HORN HONKING]
[HONKING]
♪ With people all around
[TULIP REVS ENGINE]
♪ I'm alone...
TULIP: Howdy, partner.
Miss me?
One of those.
[EXHALES]
Houston says hello.
Hello?
Ask you a question? Sure.
Be nice to have some interaction. Shoot.
I seem different to you?
Well, you look like shit,
but that's becoming more and more regular.
Why?
Something happened.
I don't know what that means, Jesse.
Either do I.
Okay you're, like, boring the shit out of me right now,
so let's talk about my stuff.
I spoke to Dany.
No, Tulip. Just hear me out...
I've been hearing you out. Now you need to hear me out.
I'm done with that life. I don't want it, I don't miss it.
Well, that's just a flat-out lie.
I don't want it.
Why don't you understand? I'm trying to do something here.
No, I don't understand.
Course not.
What are you trying to do, Jesse? Huh?
Haircut and that stupid costume?
Remind me what the hell this is for.
I made a promise.
[SCOFFS]
Right. Be one of the good guys.
[CHUCKLES]
Course, it's a joke to you.
But not to me.
If I don't keep my promise,
if I don't do everything I can to save this town,
I'll have to answer to it. Says who?
Says God. God?
The all-time home run King of promise-breakers?
Now that is a joke.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Right, 'cause I'm too stupid to understand your deep thinking.
Tired of this!
Go back to your life of crime.
This isn't crime, Preacher.
This is justice.
Carlos.
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Wait!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[TULIP SCREAMS]
Rat-bastard, money-stealing,
child-killing, life-ruining son of a bitch.
You found him.
Last known address.
That promise you made
was a little boy's promise, made a long time ago.
There's no such thing as good guys, Jesse.
There's just guys.
Maybe this ain't how you pictured it
but your daddy's dead and this town's past saving.
Jesse, come on. Let's go kill Carlos.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[BAG UNZIPPING]
DEBLANC: First the can, then the Preacher.
[LAUGHS]
[COUGHING]
Nice try, boys. Nice try.
I don't know how you keep finding me, but next time you do,
you need to drive a different truck, you pair of idiots!
[CLEARS THROAT]
Now, hang on. I killed you.
How did you do that?
[CHUCKLES]
Clones.
All right.
Shite.
[SIGHS] Now, we've got to clean 'em up all over again. Bollocks!
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
Oh...
It's gonna take forever.
[DOOR OPENS]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
All right.
I have a weapon!
You just better announce yourself! Let's just be done with it!
[THUDDING]
Don't hurt me.
How do you keep finding me?[FIORE GROANING]
We're not here for you.
[FIORE GROANING]
What?
We're here for the Preacher.
He has something of ours.
And we need to put it back.
[GROANING CONTINUES]
I think, first thing,
is we take a hammer and we break every bone in his body.
And I mean, seriously, like, every single one.
Then maybe something with battery acid.
Fritos, right? Chili cheese?
Hey.
Before we go,
there's something you need to know. [CAR HONKS]
Yeah. Go around. There's something I got to tell you.
Asshole.
[CAR HONKING]
You deaf? We're talking here! Tulip.
[HONKING CONTINUES] MAN: What the hell are you doing?
Come on, then, asshole!
MAN: Move out of the way.
TULIP: Let's step to it! Are you serious?
TULIP: Yes, I'm serious!
Come on out of that piece-of-shit hatchback!
MAN: You're crazy.
TULIP: Yeah, that's what I thought.
[CAR HONKS]
Anyway. Need to know what?
I need to take a leak.
Fascinating. Keep me posted.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
Hey, Preacher.
Hey, Donnie.
Who's the bunny in the bear trap now?
[BREATHING UNSTEADILY]
Turn around.
Get on your knees.
Now it's your turn to make the sound.
[LAUGHING]
Whee!
Come on, come on, come on. Whee! Whee!
Come on, God damn it, I said squeal!
I ain't gonna squeal for you, Donnie.
No?
Then you're gonna die for me.
Not that, neither.
But I will make a deal with you.
Cops find your body, I'll make it look like a suicide.
No reason for the whole town to know I beat you like a bitch twice.
Stop.
What the hell?
Back up.
Sit down.
[BREATH TREMBLING]
Put the gun in your mouth.
Pull back the hammer.
[WHIMPERS]
Drop the gun.
[BREATH TREMBLES AND GASPS]
[WHIMPERING]
I get it.
You can go.
Hey, Donnie.
[CAR ALARM BEEPS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
What in the whole wide world were you boys up to in there?
Changing my mind.
Right.
And so Carlos?
What? We just let him get away with it?
We... Don't say it!
We leave him to God.
I'm staying.
And I ain't leaving without you!
Suit yourself.
[HOWLING IN THE DISTANCE]
If our mission is unsuccessful, more dead will follow.
If we fail, there will be no turning back.
So you're not vampire-killing vigilantes?
Va... Vampire? No, no. Not at all.
We don't even know what that means.
We just want what's inside the Preacher.
No, I'm sure you do.
[CHUCKLES]
A power like that, who wouldn't want it?
The question is, what do you want it for?
Military? Economics?
Mass-scale psycho-sexual mind control...
What are you gonna do with it?
Nothing. Not to be used at all, ever.
That's why it was put in here in the first place.
Who are you guys?
We're from the government.
I figured as much, with the whole cloning thing.
I mean, which branch?
FBI, CIA, NSA?
We're from Heaven.
I see. Right.
Honestly, you fellows think I'm a handful?
Jesse is a bloody wrecking crew.
You keep coming at him with coffee cans and chainsaws,
you're gonna wish you were never born.
It's no good.
From here on out, let me be your middleman.
I'm just gonna impress upon him the importance of your mission,
then I just bring him to you here.
You're sure the Preacher will listen to you?
Of course he will, he's me best mate.
INTERVIEWER: [ON TV] Does it always kill them? In the chair?
MAN: Well, I've never heard of it failing.
INTERVIEWER: But in the chair, does it hurt them?
MAN: Not if it's done properly...
How was your day?
A lot going on.
[SLURPS]
Did you ah, did you hear about the whole Tracy Loach thing?
She opened up her eyes.
Preacher came over and prayed for her
and next thing you know she just...
Opens them up.
I was thinking it might be good for her
to maybe have some, some visitors.
You stay away from her.
You stay away from the whole family.
Wanna get yourself killed?
No, sir.
Then smarten up.
Prancing around like everything's polka dots and moonbeams.
It is a monster swamp.
Murders, mayhem. Escaped lunatics.
Yes, sir.
Gol darn monster swamp.
First Letter to the Corinthians.
Chapter 15, verse 51.
"Listen, I tell you a mystery.
♪ Open up the doors of heaven
"We will not all sleep,
"but we will all be changed...
♪ I think I'm finally tired of livin'... ♪
"...In a flash,
"in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet.
"For the trumpet will sound,
"the dead will be raised imperishable
"and we will be changed."
[LOW RUMBLING]
[LIQUID BUBBLING]